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Answers to logical sequences

From this post, about how freaky smart my kids are

What comes next?
0, 1, 3, 6, 10, ?
Answer: 15. This pattern is an incremental pattern in which the next number in the sequence will be the difference of the current number less the previous number plus one.

What comes next?
3, 3, 2, 4, 1, ?
Answer: 5. This pattern is a reciprocating, incrementing pattern in which the next number in the sequence is one greater than the positive or negative value of the last increment/decrement.

What comes next?
S, S, M, T, ?
Answer: W. Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday

What comes next?
60, 60, 24, 7, ?
Answer: 52. 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, 7 days in a week, 52 weeks in a year.

What comes next?
G, E, L, N, ?
Answer: D. At some point you had to know I would go Biblical on you. Think Pentateuch. Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy.

What comes next?
I, V, X, L, ?
Answer: C. Roman numerics. 1, 5, 10, 50, 100 (C).

I hope you enjoyed those. My kids got every one of them. A few with help, but never did I give them the answers.

An English Adventure

This is a story written by my 10 year old daughter Sarah as part of an assignment I gave her and her younger sister two days ago. Her items for part 1 of the assignment were:

  • Living Room: Lamp and Myself
  • Kitchen: Mom and Microwave
  • Bedroom 1: Lampshade and Marisol
  • Bedroom 2: Light and Me
  • Bedroom 3: Lamb and Mickey Mouse
  • Bedroom 4: Legal Pads and Mirror
  • Bathroom: Lightbulbs and Light Switch

Here is her story, reprinted exactly as originally written, entitled An English Adventure

It was a snowy winter day in England. Genevieve, Anneliese and Sarah were playing with Sarah’s new lampshade. Well, probably not Sarah. She was just trying to get it back. Genevieve and Anneliese were putting it on Genevieve’s lamb toy as a ballet skirt, and Anneliese’s dool Marisol, as a cone, like one of those flea or cut cones. I mean, not that, that makes as much sense as lightbulbs being cooked in a microwave. Well, they put it around Marisol’s neck upside down. Sarah grabbed it and called their mom. “Mother! Genny and Annie were messing with my lampshade!” “Girls!” called mom. That was all she said but everybody knew what it meant. Me, I don’t know, myself. But everyone in the McCormick household knew. Now, back to the story. After mom said that, Sarah felt herself slipping away into darkness. in the darkness she heard a faint ‘Sarah! Sarah!’ Then she saw a light, the the one from the lamp in the family room. Then she saw someone who looked like they had Mickey ears. The person looked an awful lot like Genevieve. In fact, it was Genevieve. “GENNY! What happened to your ears?!” Genevieve replied “What, these? They’ve always been like that!” “They have?” said Sarah. She made a note of that in her legal pads. She looked in the mirror, and she has a lightswitch for her nose! And she didn’t have a mouth, either! She felt herself suffocating. Then, all of a sudden, she woke up with her face in her pillow! It was all a drea,! Anneliese saw her face and said “Boy, Sarah! What happened to you?” And Sarah said, “Phew! It was all a dream. Just a dream! I LOVE YA, FOLKS!”

the end

P.S. It was still winter in England.

A Beautiful Snowday in Asia

This is a story written by my nine year old daughter Rebekah as part of an assignment I gave her and her older sister yesterday. Her items for part 1 of the assignment were:

  • Living Room: Lamp and Music
  • Kitchen: Light and Microwave
  • Bedroom 1: Lite Brite and Money
  • Bedroom 2: Lion and Minnie Mouse
  • Bedroom 3: Lamb and Mickey Mouse
  • Bedroom 4: Laptop and Mirror

Here is her story, reprinted exactly as originally written, entitled A Beautiful Snowday in Asia

Once, there was a girl named Lina. She lived in China. She had a friend named Rayla. They were playing outside. “I wish it would snow.. After all, it is winter.” said Lina. “We haven’t had any snow for, um, let’s see, 50 years. My grandma told me.” said Rayla. “No chance of it this year.” “Well”, said Lina, “it is possible.” “That’s silly.”, said Rayla. “Let’s go get some lunch.” “Fine.” said Lina. But she was still thinking about snow. After they had lunch, they went for a walk. “Still, I wish it would snow.” So they went home for dinner. After dinner, bedtime. The next day, they met each other at the pond. “We’ll eat lunch at our meeting spot.” said Lina. But when they got to the pond it was frozen. “That’s funny”. Pretty soon, it started to snow! “Let’s have wonton soup for lunch” said Lina. So they invited there friend Rebekah over for lunch. Lina heated her soup in a pot. Rebekah heated heres in a thing called a microwave. “How do you use it” asked Lina. “Well” Rebekah began. But Lina’s mom interrupted her. “Girls” she said. “Eat.” So she told about it over soup. “There are buttons that you push. You put food in the microwave & for minutes you do 2 zeros & for seconds, you do 1.” “Let’s go play outside in the snow!” said Lina. So they spent the rest of the day playing in the snow.
THE END

Testing the creativity of the Children

So I gave my two older kids a task last night. It was a simple task, but not one that should be easily completed. It had two parts and went something like this…

Part 1:
Go in to each room of the house (at your option, the bathrooms) and find one or two things in each room that start with the letter “L” or the letter “M” (you can use any two letters that you want). Write these items down on a piece of paper.

Part 2:
Using the items on the list you just created, write a story. The story must meet the following criteria:

  • Use all of the items on the list
  • Contain three characters: yourself and two others whose names cannot be found anywhere in the house
  • Take place in a county other than the USA
  • Take place in winter
  • One character must have possession of at least one thing from the list

So my kids got busy. And you know what? They are pretty creative. I will post their stories tomorrow and the following day to show how creative kids can be.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that they had only 30 minutes to complete the story and they could not write down the instructions. I figured I’d like to see how they handle the pressure of an instruction list and a deadline. Anyway, wait until tomorrow to see what a 10 year old and a nine year old can come up with given these instructions.

Movie Critique – The Gauntlet

Ok, I saw this movie a long time ago, and then last night it came on again, so my wife and I decided to have some romantic time together by eating a bunch of food and watching “The Gauntlet”.

Is it just me, or was that the most horribly written movie ever? How in the world would anyone ever think a group of 20 Police officers would roll up on a house, hear a gunshot, then open fire on the house so badly that the entire house collapses on itself? Or who would believe that a detective looking man brandishing a six-shooter pistol would be able to take over a group of forty or so bikers? Or what about the part where half the city of Phoenix is closed and the entire Phoenix police force is brought in to take target practice at a bus that is moving at a snails pace? TWICE! Or the part where the police commissioner comes out and shoots the deputy District attorney in front of the entire police force, then Sandra Locke’s character picks up Clint Eastwood’s gun and shoots him dead in front of the entire Phoenix police unit. WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT ALL ABOUT?!?!?!?!?

Anyway, I thought that was way to funny to not get critiqued. I am sure that I could not do any better in the way of plot or storyline, but that was so funny.

Christmas is going down, baby!

So we finished putting Christmas in a box today. It seems only fitting, seeing as Christmas comes in a box (or bag) every year. But it was nice to finally put the lights, the tree, the ornaments, the paper snowflakes and all the related material to rest for another year.

It was a good Christmas
We had a great Christmas this year. I cannot stress that enough. It was not without its challenges, but it was a great holiday for the entire family. Giving, getting, eating, drinking, dancing, singing and generally being a wierdo was a great break from the stresses of regular living day in and day out. But the time has come to put the freedom of Christmas behind us and to start focusing on the regular, mundane and ordinary once again. I am ready for it, I can tell you that much.

Fake trees rock
I was thinking yesterday, as my daughter Rebekah and I were taking the tree down, that I am so glad we invested in a little, spunky fake tree a few years ago. There were no needles to clean up, no vacuums breaking because of the insane clogging of the system that happens when it tries to suck up 80% of what was once a tree, no tree sap stuck to my hair… and nose… and feet. and it took all of about 15 minutes to get the thing back in its box. How good is that?

Anyway, I’ll bore you further with stories of returning Christmas to the land of cardboard boxes from whence it comes. Nay, I shall only bore you further with a reminder that there are only 352 shopping days until Christmas 2007!

Experiencing the VPN

So I am under a fast approaching deadline on a project at work. This is not the worst thing, as I have been under deadlines before. But I have always had to stay at the office to complete the work I need to complete. Until now.

I became a professional Information Systems employee about four months ago. I am a web developer full time, and as such, I now have access to tools that, until now, seemed like some magical, mystical collection of invisible tools reserved for those pasty types that sit in the dark, cold room upstairs and make you feel creeped out that someone might actually be able to see you through your monitor. That means VPN.

I installed my Virtual Private Network client software last night and connected to my company’s network. I remote desktop’ed to my computer and lo and behold, I was actually in my computer at work… from my home. I have all the same access as I do at work, and since I am using my computer at work, I have the same tools. How cool is that?

With that said, I can actually do overtime for work without actually spending time at work. All those hours can be worked after I am home, when the kids and the wife have already gone to sleep and my brain actually starts to think code again. This is one of the neatest things I have ever experienced. And I am thrilled.

Testing the kids

My kids are unusually smart. I know that sounds arrogant, and quite frankly I don’t care how it comes across. The fact of the matter is my kids are smart and nothing will change that.

So the other day I started quizzing my kids on logical patterns, to see how well they handled logic, recognition and general overall critical thinking. So I gave them these (these are not all of the patters)…

What comes next?
0, 1, 3, 6, 10, ?
3, 3, 2, 4, 1, ?
S, S, M, T, ?
60, 60, 24, 7, ?
G, E, L, N, ?
I, V, X, L, ?
If you feel like getting your brain whooped, give them a try. I will post some answers to these in a week or so.

Holy Crap I’m Fat

So I weighed myself this morning. Mostly because I have been feeling the push to lose weight again, partly because I feel like I am going to die of a heart attack at any given moment. Anyhow, I looked at the scale and, well, every now and again we have to see things we don’t want to see so we know what we are up against. I am up against 329.5 pounds.

2002
For Christmas 2001 my brother bought me a membership to Weight Watchers. At first I was a little miffed, but after he decided to go with me to the meetings, I was all in. We began attending in January 2002. I weighed 317 pounds. 40 weeks later (Weight Watchers terms at the time made it more cost effective to buy membership in 10 week chunks) I weighed 210 pounds. I want that back. So I am going to go get it.

2007
Fast forward to now, a new year and new and exciting opportunities. I am looking forward to losing weight. To getting back into the gym. To being able to run 3.5 miles in less than 30 minutes (yes, that is good times for me). I want to fit into my ‘handsome man’ clothes again. I want to feel healthy. Does anyone want to join me?

I am looking for people that wouldn’t mind helping me stay accountable. I have my family to help me, and I think my coworkers are willing to help. But there is something about revealing your weight and progress to a group of people that makes you not want to gain weight. It worked for me at Weight Watchers. And I am sure it will work for me here.

Happy New Year!

Happy 2007! Doesn’t it feel good to have something new so close to Christmas? I know I like it.

We had a very good 2006 (in my estimation) so I am eagerly awaiting the unfolding of 2007. I am often amazed at what happens throughout a year to many people. Sometimes things happen that no one thought could ever happen. Other times things don’t happen that many people thought should have. Either way, it is always exciting and I am looking forward to this year.

Recapping 2006

Like I said, many a good thing happened in 2006. Here a just a few:

  • My wife turned 30 last year and we had a major bash to celebrate it.
  • My son turned 1 last year. No bash, but lots of colored cake.
  • We went to Tahoe last year. It was the kids’ first trip to the snow. Mine, too.
  • We went to Disneyland last year. Again, a first for the kids and for mom and I together.
  • We got a new Suburban for our insanely large family. :)
  • We replaced the furniture in our living room and kitchen.
  • We decorated the heck out of our house for Christmas, something we usually do not do.

Anyway, like I said, there are a lot of other things that happened last year that were cool, amazing, awesome and jaw-dropping. But there will be more to write about this year, I am sure of it.

In the meantime, Happy New Year and may God bless your 2007.