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22Dec/070

My day today

In the interest of keeping certain holiday festivities and products therein concealed from my offspring I decided that this particular entry will be in code. Enjoy, those of you that can understand.

<?php
$day = new Explain_Day();
$day->setDate('December 22, 2007');
$day->prepare = null;
$day->start = 'Freaking early';
$day->action('Send kids with friends for the day', '09:00');
$day->action('Go to breakfast with Sandi', '10:30');
$day->action('Attempt shopping', '11:15');
$day->error('Shopping could not be instantiated due to physical ailments');
$day->returnHome('12:00');
$day->privateAction(unpack('d', $day->getHiddenGoodies()), '12:45');
$day->privateAction($day->wrap($day->getUnpackedHiddenGoodies()), '13:15');
while (! $day->isOver()) {
  $day->action('#$^^&#$ where is the tape?!?!?!?', $day->repeat());
  $day->action('Eat tacos', $day->repeat());
  $day->action('Crikey, who is at the door?', $day->repeat());
  $day->action('Mmm... Heinekin', $day->repeat());
}
$day->action('Quiet the screaming of kids being home', '17:30')
$day->action('Kill some chicken enchilada soup', '18:00');
$day->action('Do some evening chores', '18:45');
$day->action('Blog about stuff', '19:30');
$day->action('Try to hide from potential young eyes what was actually done while they were out of the house today', '20:00');
$day->action(die('I am exhausted'), '20:01');
?>
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