22Dec/070
My day today
In the interest of keeping certain holiday festivities and products therein concealed from my offspring I decided that this particular entry will be in code. Enjoy, those of you that can understand.
<?php $day = new Explain_Day(); $day->setDate('December 22, 2007'); $day->prepare = null; $day->start = 'Freaking early'; $day->action('Send kids with friends for the day', '09:00'); $day->action('Go to breakfast with Sandi', '10:30'); $day->action('Attempt shopping', '11:15'); $day->error('Shopping could not be instantiated due to physical ailments'); $day->returnHome('12:00'); $day->privateAction(unpack('d', $day->getHiddenGoodies()), '12:45'); $day->privateAction($day->wrap($day->getUnpackedHiddenGoodies()), '13:15'); while (! $day->isOver()) { $day->action('#$^^&#$ where is the tape?!?!?!?', $day->repeat()); $day->action('Eat tacos', $day->repeat()); $day->action('Crikey, who is at the door?', $day->repeat()); $day->action('Mmm... Heinekin', $day->repeat()); } $day->action('Quiet the screaming of kids being home', '17:30') $day->action('Kill some chicken enchilada soup', '18:00'); $day->action('Do some evening chores', '18:45'); $day->action('Blog about stuff', '19:30'); $day->action('Try to hide from potential young eyes what was actually done while they were out of the house today', '20:00'); $day->action(die('I am exhausted'), '20:01'); ?>