One man’s voice

Deciding between the retro and turbo encabulator

Posted on June 13th, 2008 in Funnies

Of all the funny things that could have happened…

Wouldn’t you know it? I found myself in need of an encabulator. And not just any encabulator either.

I needed an encabulator that would see to it that my hydrocoptic marsel veins are properly fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft. That meant I had a decision to make.

Would I choose to go with the turbo encabulator from Rockwell Automation so I could take advantage of all the automation controls available?

Or would I go with the retro encabulator, also from Rockwell Automation, that did exactly the same thing as a the turbo encabulator except for the fact that it’s information video is just way spiffier?

Seeing as it is the information age, I turned to the Internet to help me make my decision. All I can say is “Thank you YouTube.”

Now you tell me. Which one would you go with?