Kid funnies for the week
Part 0
The other day we were driving home and my three and a half year old son asks his mother "Mom, did we run over a dead skunk? Something's stinky.". Alaynah, my five year old daughter, without skipping a beat, replied "No Aaron, I think it's just daddy makin' fart'n's.". I love my kids.
The funnier part came immediately afterward though, when Alaynah told AJ "Or it could be my feet. I just took my shoes off.". Indeed it was her feet. Holy cow pie Batman, we need to get that girl some socks.
Part 1
Before we left for home that night (we were at the in-laws) my father-in-law asked my daughter Sarah if she could see Venus. After a little banter about the bright star in the sky being Venus and not an airplane, we left.
After the fart'n's incident we were still on our way home and Alaynah asked Aaron if he could see Venus. He replied "I can see Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis."
Note to those trying to understand boys... yes, we can derive all sorts of entertainment from our penis. And no, we don't need to be taught that.
I wonder
Today was an historic date for the United States of America. Today, the people of this country packed more people into the capital mall than ever before. It was history in the making.
For those that have ever followed any of my rants here it would come as no surprise that I was not, and still am not, excited about President Barack Obama. I cannot get behind this whole "history being made" trip associated with today. We elected a man to be our next president. We did not elect a messiah, a savior or God.
He is just a man. I know that he is black. Well, part black. And that his election to president is a momentous occasion because of the racial implications surrounding that. And I am glad that the color lines have been shattered by his election. Cool. Can we move on from that now? I just wonder.
I wonder why it is that Obama's half-blackness even has anything to do with today. Granted, it was historic that we as a country elected a man of color in November. The fact that he was of minority decent played really no role in the decision made by the majority of people in the United States. At least I would like to think that. Voting, or not voting, for someone because that someone is of a particular gender, ethnicity, age or religious belief seems somewhat prejudicial to me. And I want to give the benefit of the doubt to our country that we elected this man because of the promises he made to us during his campaign. But I wonder.
[FOR THE RECORD: I did not vote for Obama. When I say we I mean we as a country. I am part of this country and am part of the we, even if I did participate in the electing of Barack Obama as president.]
Perhaps I just don't understand the hysteria surrounding today. Or perhaps the real celebration is not in the election of the man but his actual internment into the house. Maybe the real celebration is that George W. Bush is out of office. Regardless, I wish we could see that Obama is just a man. Half-blackness and popularity not withstanding, he is just a man.
Please do not take my words to mean that I am a racist, against minorities in office or in some way against the thought of someone of color being president. That is not the case. I myself stem from a minority heritage, a heritage fraught with struggle and hardship. It was nothing like the injustices suffered by our black brothers and sisters, but it was enough so that looking back on history I am able to see that minorities in America have always had a hard time being accepted. Skin color and ethnic heritage have never been an issue for me and never will be.
No, I think my issue with President Obama is the platform that he runs upon and the unadulterated status as hero and savior he has not only managed to obtain but has done nothing to quiet down. He is a man. Not a super man. Just a man. He won the presidency on a fairly narrow margin (I believe it was 53% to 46%) and has left the better part of the country wondering what the hell is going to happen if he implements even half of the things he promised he would in his campaign. If he held true the ideals of morality and humility that many of the leaders of the civil rights movement professed, wouldn't you think he would have already made it clear that he is just another guy doing a job that the people asked him to do? I just wonder.
And in that same vein, wouldn't a man that seeks unity among the people of the country he is now leading seek first to squash the over-emphasis of those that are making more of him being black than anything else? We should not be making President Obama our first black president. We should be making him our next president. Period. Is he using this time as a means to bring the people of the United States together? I just wonder.
I am not worried about his holding the highest political office in the land. Nor am I in fear of what can happen if the ideas he presented during his campaign and throughout his transition planning time are ever brought to fruition. But I am concerned with the level that the most vocal and outspoken people of the country have elevated him to. Yes, he is a good looking man. Yes, he is half-black. Yes, he is tall. Yes, his wife know how to dress the part. Yes, he has great speech writers. Yes, he smokes. Yes, he uses the internet. Yes, he knows how to hide his actual place of birth. Yes, he knows how to dodge hard questions. Does any of that make him a great leader? I just wonder.
I suppose all we can do is pray for him, his administration and his decisions. Lord knows he will have a lot of deciding to do. I can only pray that he heeds to advice of solid counsel and that he makes decisions that cover the multitude of the country in a way that does not alienate or persecute those that are not covered by his decisions.
1 Therefore I exhort first of all that supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks be made for all men,
2 for kings and all who are in authority, that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and reverence.
3 For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Savior,
4 who desires all men to be saved and to come to the knowledge of the truth.1 Timothy 2
After all is said and done, though, he is still my president. He is still my leader. And he still deserves my prayer. More than anything else, he will be inheriting a country that is in terrible disarray, one that has lost a lot of trust in our leadership and has lost even more trust in the Republican party. We are hurt and hurting. We are broken. We are battered. And we need, more than anything, a strong leader that we can rally around not because of his skin color or political party but because of his character, his strength and his wisdom.
Can we as a country do that? Can we bring ourselves to set aside his ethnicity, his political party, his political beliefs so we can focus on his ability? I just wonder.
The winds of change blow
So it seems that I can pick a winning football team in the playoffs. In fact, from the looks of today's scores I am able to pick two.
Both of the teams that I chose to win today did and at the same time I got to inflate my over-inflated ego yet further. I was also able to celebrate the fact that two very close friends of mine were going to be elated at their team going to the big game. Throw in the fact that my man, Kurt Warner, gets to go back to the Super Bowl and life today was all sorts of good.
My friend Mike is a huge fan of the Cardinals. He has been for years. Since I am a huge fan of Kurt Warner I was totally able to cheer for the Cards during their furious first half of scoring. I was also able to worry during their third quarter meltdown and cheer again when they pulled out the win.
My best friend Ray is a die-hard Steelers fan. I swear if he cut himself he would bleed black and gold. Yes, he loves the Steelers. And since he is my best friend I do too. So it was easy to cheer for them in their victory over Baltimore. The game was a snooze-fest, but Palumalu's interception for a score late in the fourth made it worth watching.
So I am patting myself on the back right now. I have not been able to pick a winner for my life this post season. Until today. I am a little proud of me right now.
Hopefully two weeks from now I will be able to say the same thing.
NFL Playoffs 2009 – Conference Championships
Last week proved to be my utter demise in picking a winner. If I wasn't bad enough in the first weekend (going a paultry 1-3) then last weekend sealed that deal as I went 0-4 on the weekend. That makes my pick score for the playoffs a wild 1-7. So if there is anything to learn from any of this it is: do not bet according to my picks; pick against them.
With that in mind, let's see how bad I can screw up today's Championship games, shall we?
Game 1 - NFC Championship Game: Philadelphia Eagles at Arizona Cardinals
The Eagle have made five of the last eight NFC title games but have won only one of them. This year they were a bubble team that pulled out what was needed to get into the playoffs. The Cardinals were a sort of run of the mill team that in any other division wouldn't have even made the playoffs, but in the weak NFC West they exceled and made it in. And surprisingly they won both of their post-season games this year to make it to the title game. Playing in Arizona, in a very loud dome and in a hostile environment, is not at all going to work in favor of the Eagles. And as much as Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb are the people's favorite, the Cardinals have the experience in Kurt Warner and Edgerrin James to blow this one out. I expect this be a win for the birds. The Cardinals that is.
Game 2 - AFC Championship Game: Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh opened it up last week against San Diego in a savage way. They showed some grit and guts in that game and looked like a world champion caliber team. The Ravens have been playing crazy defense all year long and have relied on a stupid +7 turnover rating in the playoffs to bring the wood to their opponents. This is going to be one heck of a game. One that I am going to look forward to until the last whistle blows. In the end I see the Steelers being a little too much for the stingy Ravens defense. Big Ben takes this one to the house and sets up a Cardinals/Steelers match up for Super Bowl XLIII.
Alright, you got all that? Ready? Set? Bet!
Going on a date
Today I was able to go out on a date. And it was not with my wife either. Scandalous you say? Hardly. My date was with my daughter Rebekah.
I try, as often as I can, to take time to spend with my kids individually to sort of gauge how they are doing in our family. I like to get their point of view to see how they are seeing what is happening in our household and in the affairs of the Gonzalez family. There is so much insight to be gained from the experiences of a child if you take the time to dig deep enough to find it. I love taking some time every now and again to get back in touch with my kids.
That said, this is something that I have been planning for a while now. I already had a date with Sarah a while ago and it was my intent to have one with all of my kids shortly after that. For some reason that never happened. Until today.
So we had made small plans to go out to get something to eat and maybe grab a coffee or something. We ended up going to this great little burrito place in Newark and eating these freaking hugemongous burritos that I could barely finish (but Bekah kept up pretty well). Then we headed to the mall to try to find a card for my brother for his birthday party tomorrow. After a few laps around the place and a quick browse of the Hallmark store we found a card and headed to the Starbucks for fraps. Then we walked more.
All in all we spent about three hours out and about having fun, eating, getting coffee and talking. Yes, talking. The entire point of the date was so that I could reconnect with her, get a feel for what was going on with her as of late and see if things are manageable in her life. And it sounded like they were.
Altogether it was an awesome day and an awesome date. We had a good time, were able to talk, were able to laugh and were able to just spend some time with each other. Which was desperately needed for the two of us.
Israel, Hama and Gaza – oh my!
I have been wanting to write this for a few days now and for various reasons have not been able to. Now I am, so here it comes.
I have been bombarded with news of protests, demands, marches and talk over the last few weeks. A lot had to do with the recent killing of Oscar Grant by a BART police officer on New Years. But just as much has had to do with the escalation of violence in the middle. That violence is the military push by Israel into Gaza against the terrorist Hamas organization.
A bulk of the chatter surrounding these protests, demands and the what not has centered on Israel and how inhumane and out of place people believe their military advances to be. To that I cannot help but wonder how anyone sees that? Hamas has been bombing Israel for entirely too long (more than once is entirely too long in my opinion) and Israel has shown great restraint in asking, peacefully and diplomatically, for Hamas to stop that crap. Hamas chose not to heed Israeli requests and Israel was put into a position to defend itself.
Why would anyone tell a country not to defend itself? Yes, I know that advancing on Gaza seems like an attack against Palestine. But is there some chance that Palestine has been in concert with Hamas? News reports wouls suggest that. And not only has Hamas established themselves in Gaza, they have also continued to barage of bombings on Israel throughout the Israeli advancement. Country after country, person after person, voice after voice is calling upon Israel to stop the violence, yet it seems as though no one is holding Hamas or Palestine responsible for what has taken place. Except Israel. They are holding Hamas and Palestine responsible. Yet no one sees the Israeli side of it.
Why would a country that has been attacked in military fashion to want to open a can of whoop ass on the folks doing the attacking? Wouldn't you? If someone was throwing rocks at you would you not defend yourself from that until the throwing stopped? That is what Israel is doing. Yet people are holding Israel in contempt for their defending of their country.
I am not usually one to take sides in foreign affairs. Seriously, that is something that, to be honest, I feel is best settled by those in the heat of it. But as my airwaves are being held hostage by folks right here in the Bay Area marching in protest and placing demands on the US state department to get involved in favor of Gaza, I can't help but look closer at this. And I gotta say, unless I am not seeing the entirety of this situation (which there is a likelihood of) then I cannot see how Israel should be told to stop attempting to squash the attacks being levied upon them.
Am I wrong for thinking this way?
History in the making
This was sent to me by a friend of mine. It was entirely too poignant and memorable to not share.
In a few short days, a black man will move from his private residence into a much larger and more expensive one owned not by him but by the taxpayers. A vast lawn, perimeter fence and many well-trained security specialists will insulate him from the rest of us, but the mere fact that this man will live there should make us all stop and count our blessings — because it proves we live in a nation where anything is possible.
Many believed this day would never come. Most of us hoped and prayed that it would, but few of us actually believed we would live to see it. Racism is an ugly thing in all of its forms and there is little doubt that if this man had moved there 15 years ago, there would have been a great outcry — possibly even rioting in the streets. Today, we can all be both grateful and proud that no such mayhem will take place when this man takes up residency in this house.
This man, moving into this house at this time in our nation's history is much more than a simple change of addresses for him — it is proof of a change in our attitude as a nation. It is an amends of sorts — the righting of a great wrong. It is a symbol of our growth, and of our willingness to judge a man, not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character.
There can be little doubt now that the vast majority of us truly believe this man has earned both his place in history and his new address. His time in this house will not be easy — it will be fraught with danger and he will face many challenges. We're sure there will be many times when he asks himself how in the world he ended up here, and, like all who have gone before him, the experience will age him greatly. But in every way a man can, he asked for this. His whole life for the past fifteen years appears to have been inexorably leading this man toward this house. It is highly probable that in the past, despite all of his actions, racism would have kept this man out of this house. Today, we thank the Lord above that we are Americans and live in a nation where wrongs are righted, where justice matters and where truly anything is possible.
A nation where O.J. Simpson is finally going to jail.
What, you thought this was about Obama?