One man’s voice Thoughts, rants and commentary from a husband, father of five and professional web geek

Hey, what can they say?

The other day I was in my room when I heard a shout from the living room of "Stop pulling your pants down! Both of you!". Intrigued and amused by this I waited for my wife to come back to the bedroom then I asked her what that was all about.

Apparently Alaynah, my youngest daughter , and my son Aaron were playing in the backyard and they game they were playing involved them pointing their naked nude butts at one another. Awesome.

Last night, as I stood on the BART platform in Concord waiting for my train I got a text message from Sandi. The message was:

A conversation with AJ...
Sandi: "Aaron, quiet time is over, come on out to watch a movie."
Aaron: "I'm getting my underwear on."
Sandi: "Son, why are you naked?"
Aaron: "Because I want to sleep that way. It's fun."

Last night, as I rode in the car on my way home from work with Sandi and my two youngest kids, I hear "AJ, do you want to see my vagina?". Shocked and awed by my daughter offering to display her privates for her brother both mom and I asked what was going on.

Apparently that sentence was the second half of a statement that she had made in response to my son's constant barrage upon her of "you have a penis". Her actual sentence was "Girls don't have a penis they have a vagina. Want to see my vagina?". Yeah, that made it all better.

And lastly, in a bit of humor that I find particularly delightful, as I was watching TV last the commercial for the new Macbook came on. As I watched it I mentioned to my family that "I must have the awesome" to which Adriannah replied "You already have the awesom sitting on your lap".

You guessed it, she was sitting on my lap.