Thoughts, rants and commentary from a husband, father of five and professional web geek

The intelligence of our elected lawmakers

Posted on June 12th, 2008 in Funnies, On Politics | No Comments »

Quite often I thank God that we live in a democracy where we, as a people, get to choose who governs us. It is somewhat empowering to know that those people that make the laws are drawn from the same pool of people who need those very laws in order to survive.
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Finally the Democratic Presidential Primary race is O-V-E-R

Posted on June 8th, 2008 in Funnies, On Politics | No Comments »

Thank you God. After months of campaigning, spending, collecting, slandering, complaining, misstepping, traveling, speaking and everything associated with a campaign, we can finally put the Democratic half of all that mess aside and welcome Barack Obama to the fight for the presidency against Senator John McCain.

I am so so so so so so happy. No more HRC vs BO ads. No more HRC period. That is the best thing ever.

To celebrate this momentous occasion my wife came up with the best quote ever for a campaign:

If I was a Clinton donor I would so be asking for a refund right now. Thanks Hilary.

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Couldn’t resist

Posted on March 29th, 2008 in Funnies, On Politics | No Comments »

So I totally could not resist making my own Barack Obama poster. I am not an Obama supporter, but nonetheless, I found this to be very amusing.

Barack Obama says what’s that smell?

Barack Obama says Hillary? Pwn3d!

Barack Obama lolcats i can haz witehous?

So what do you think? Gotta an ideas of your own?

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The funnies of taxation

Posted on February 11th, 2008 in Funnies, On Politics, Personal Messages, Rants | 2 Comments »

I wonder why our presidential candidates have not talked to the people in our country about taxes using an illustration like this one, reportedly authored by David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D. and Professor of Economics at the University of Georgia and later proven otherwise.


Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes…it would go something like this:

  • The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
  • The fifth would pay $1.
  • The sixth would pay $3.
  • The seventh would pay $7.
  • The eighth would pay $12.
  • The ninth would pay $18.
  • The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that’s what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.” Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free.

But what about the other six men - the paying customers?

How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:

  • The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
  • The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
  • The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
  • The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
  • The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
  • The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

“I only got a dollar out of the $20,”declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,” but he got $10!” “Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!” “That’s true!!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!” “Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison. “We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!”

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money among all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.


I left this little gem in to answer my original question as to why presidential candidates are not using this illustration to talk about taxes to the US citizenship:

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
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Super Tuesday - Not so super

Posted on February 5th, 2008 in General, On Politics, Personal Messages, Rants | No Comments »

Today marked a huge day around the country as millions of people participated in Super Tuesday, a day when the largest population of large states voted in the presidential primary election.

I have said before that I am horribly disappointed in our current candidate pool. And the more I think about it the more I realize that as an American, my choice for president has been taken from me.

You’d think in a democracy like ours, in which freedom is preached to all parties, that we as citizens of this country would have a complete listing of current candidates to vote for. There were a bunch in the voter’s guide I received from the country registrar of voters. And I voted for the guy that I think would best serve our country according to the beliefs and ideals I hold. But I began to think that we as a country have been horribly lef out in the dark in this campaign.

If I asked you who the candidates are that running for president you would probably say:

  • Barack Obama
  • Hillary Clinton
  • John Edwards
  • John McCain
  • Mit Romney
  • Mike Huckabee
  • Ron Paul

That’s right. All seven of them, right there for your voting pleasure. But did you know there are actually over 300 hundred potential candidates in this year’s presidential primary? No? Why are you not hearing from them? Why are they not in any debates? Why is there no media coverage on any of these candidates?

I am not sure the best answer for this question but I suspect it has something to do with a lack of millions of dollars coupled with a late media start coupled with these candidates’ lack of placement in a high level political office currently. Whatever the cause, you have been given a limited choice of candidates to lead our country into the future. The worse part in all this is that we are still no better off even with these candidates.

Ron Paul is more than likely going to be out of the race after tonight. Mike Huckabee will probably be out. I think John Edwards is already out. So this means that the hope of our country is literally laying at the feet of either John McCain or Barack Obama/Hilary Clinton. That sucks beyond all things that could suck.

Anyway, if you wanted to know who was potentially in this race this year, here they are:

Name Party
 
Matthew Jay Borman American Independent
Diane Beall Templin American Independent
Don J. Grundmann American Independent
Max Riekse American Independent
William David Beadles Citizen’s
J. Boydston Constitution
Robert Locke Constitution
Todd Marvin Clayton Constitution
Albert Gore Democratic
Barack H. Obama Democratic
Barbara Ann Scaff Democratic
Caroline Pettinato Killeen Democratic
Christina Gerasimos Billings-Elias Democratic
Chuck See Democratic
Dal Anthony LaMagna Democratic
Danny M. Francis Democratic
Darrel Reece Hunter Democratic
Donald Robert Gillen Democratic
Dory Frank Democratic
Edward Dobson Democratic
Emperor Caesar Democratic
Evelyn Louise Vitullo Democratic
Frank Lynch Democratic
Gary Rostad Democratic
George H. Ballard Democratic
Gerald Lamar Hankins Democratic
Grover Cleveland Mullins Democratic
Heather Fox Democratic
Henry Hewes Democratic
Hillary Rodham Clinton Democratic
Jack L Dietz Democratic
James Wellington Wright Democratic
Jim Rogers Democratic
John Christopher Mason Democratic
John Joseph Kennedy Democratic
John W. Sawyer Democratic
Karl Everett Krueger Democratic
Keith Russell Judd Democratic
Kenneth A. Capalbo Democratic
Larry Keith Reed Democratic
Laura Davis Aaron Democratic
Lee L. Mercer Democratic
Leland Montell Democratic
Libby Hubbard Democratic
Loti Gest Democratic
Lou-Gary Espinosa Democratic
Mark R. Warner Democratic
Mary Ann Tomkins Segal Democratic
Maurice Robert Gravel Democratic
Michael Keith Forrester Democratic
Michael Oatman Democratic
Michael P. Skok Democratic
Michel Anissa Powell Democratic
Monroe Lee Democratic
Nick Farmer Democratic
Ole’ Savior Democratic
Orleans Victor Mcfoy Democratic
Peter Bollander Democratic
Philip Epstein Democratic
Philip Tanner Democratic
Ralph Spelbring Democratic
Randolph Wilson Crow Democratic
Raymond Joseph Caplette Democratic
Rich Lee Democratic
Richard Edward Caligiuri Democratic
Richard Francis Flynn Democratic
Robert Anthony ‘Ram Rod’ Gibson Democratic
Robert Edwin Boyer Democratic
Roland G. Aranjo Democratic
Ryan Joseph Brady Democratic
Sal Mohamed Democratic
Sandy Whitehouse Democratic
Scott J. Sheldon Democratic
Thomas G. Koos Democratic
Tish Haymer Democratic
Tom Laughlin Democratic
Warren Roderick Ashe Democratic
William Campbell Democratic
William Charles Hughes Democratic
William Keefe Democratic
Willie Felix Carter Democratic
Wrendo Johnson P. Godwin Democratic
Cynthia Ann McKinney Green Party
Elaine Brown Green Party
Howie Hawkins Green Party
Jared Arlen Ball Green Party
Jesse Johnson Green Party
Kat Swift Green Party
Kent Philip Mesplay Green Party
Ralph Nader Green Party
Jose Miguel Aparicio Independent
Albert Hamburg Independent
Andy Clown Miannay Independent
Arnold Matthew Jones Independent
Bennie Lee Ferguson Independent
Blake Ashby Independent
Cameron Sadovsky Independent
Carl Durantye Belle Independent
Christopher David Borcik Independent
Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise Independent
Clarita Fazzari Independent
Curtis Hayward Independent
Daniel Avery Bacon Independent
Daniel J. Imperato Independent
Dennis M. Hanaghan Independent
Deshon Porter Independent
Donald Kenneth Allen Independent
Earnest Lee Easton Independent
Edward Anthony Szynalski Independent
Gary W. Ruff Independent
Greg Black Independent
Hugh Wallace Independent
Ida Cecilia Garza Independent
James Hatton McCall Independent
James John Prattas Independent
James Louis Dezort Watchman Independent
Jared Benjamin Lee Independent
Jeffrey Charles Petkevicius Independent
Jeffrey Earl Brown Independent
Jeffrey Harlan Boss Independent
John Douglas Blyth Independent
John Robert Henry Independent
Jonathon Sharkey Independent
Joseph C. Miechowicz Independent
Joseph Felix Leonaitis Independent
Joseph Martyniuk Independent
Lanakila Washington Independent
Liza Dawn Cherricks Independent
Megally Z. Megally Independent
Michael Christopher Dutcher Independent
Michael James Cortney Independent
Michael R. Bloomberg Independent
Michael Sugerman Independent
Michael Tienken Independent
Nanci Jean Taylor Independent
Orion Karl Daley Independent
Peter Samuel Grasso Independent
Ralph Marshall Robinson Independent
Ralph Nader Independent
Richard Earl Fleharty Independent
Richard H. Clark Independent
Robert B. Winn Independent
Ruth Bryant White Independent
Samuel B. Hoff Independent
Samuel Lyndell Powell Independent
Sheila Bilyeu Independent
Stanton T. Jolley Independent
Stephen Adams Independent
William F. Berg Independent
William John Ohlsen Independent
William Long Hale Independent
William Michael Ingram Independent
Barry Joel Hess Libertarian
Bob Barr Libertarian
Christine Smith Libertarian
Daniel E. Williams Libertarian
Daniel J. Imperato Libertarian
David Lynn Hollist Libertarian
Douglas Stanhope Libertarian
George David Joseph Phillies Libertarian
John Finan Libertarian
Jon Jay Banks Libertarian
Karen Kwiatkowski Libertarian
Kip Lee Libertarian
Mary J. Ruwart Libertarian
Michael Paul Jingozian Libertarian
Robert Garrison Jackson Libertarian
Robert W. Milnes Libertarian
Steve W. Kubby Libertarian
Wayne A. Root Libertarian
Brian P. Moore Liberty Union
Jacques Yves Boulerice Native American
Jon A. Greenspon None
Bradley K. Lord-Leutwyler None
Dan Byron Canfield None
Daniel Melzine Kingery None
David Allen Koch None
Frank Edward McEnulty None
Frank Zilaitis None
Hubert Billy Miles None
Joseph Charles Schriner None
Myrtle Charlotte Carlyle None
Omar Jones Monahan None
Richard Steven Atkins None
Sandra Queen Noble None
Yul L. Anderson None
Brian Joseph Moran Other
David Michael Bishop Other
George C. Nelson Other
God Johan Josephe Lally Other
HRM Caesar St Augustine De Buonaparte Other
James Harlin Carter Other
Janice Marie Chase Other
Jerry Leon Carroll Other
John Glenn Barry Metcalf Other
John Taylor Bowles Other
Jomo K. Manual Williams Other
Kelcey Brian Wilson Other
Larry Joseph Schuetter Other
Madison Augustine Primus Other
Mark Shane Robinson Other
Matthew D. Pinnavaia Other
Max Englerius Other
Michael W. Bay Other
Mike Benjamin Martisko Other
Robert Coleman Jorgensen Other
Thomas Wayne Allen Other
Thomas Wells Other
Brian P. Moore Peace and Freedom
Cynthia Ann McKinney Peace and Freedom
Gloria Estela La Riva Peace and Freedom
John R. Crockford Peace and Freedom
Ralph Nader Peace and Freedom
Stanley Hetz Peace and Freedom
Stewart A. Alexander Peace and Freedom
Gene Amondson Prohibition
Bruce Calvin Trask Reform
Abdul (Kareem) Muhammad Republican
Alan L. Keyes Republican
Albert B. Howard Republican
Alden Link Republican
Alexander Michael Huton Republican
Anne Hart Geisler Republican
Anthony Lungo Carter Republican
Charles G. Railey Republican
Charles Gordon Vick Republican
Charles Skelley Republican
Cornelius Edward O’Connor Republican
Corrogan R. Vaughn Republican
D. Wayne Wilson Republican
Daniel A. Gilbert Republican
Daniel James Barnett Republican
David Ernst Furniss Republican
David Ruben Republican
Dewey R. Broughman Republican
Eamon Patrick Clune Republican
Edward Allan Buck Republican
Elvena E. Lloyd-Duffie Republican
Eugene Robert Zarwell Republican
Freddy Irwin Sitnick Republican
Frederick Eugene Ogin Republican
George Brent Bailey Republican
George E. Pataki Republican
Giannibicego Hoa Tran Republican
Gilbert R. Michael Republican
Greg Martin Republican
H Neal Fendig Republican
Hugh Cort Republican
Jack E. Shepard Republican
James Cooper Republican
James Creighton Mitchell Republican
Jedidiah Elijah Wendell Kennedy Banks Republican
Jerry Ralph Curry Republican
Jerry Roland Johnson Republican
Jesus Bilal Islam Allah Muhammed Republican
Joe Honeychurch Republican
John H. Cox Republican
John Lee Campbell Republican
John Michael Fitzpatrick Republican
John R. McGrath Republican
John Sidney McCain Republican
Johns Wallace Stevenson Republican
Joseph Howard Tucker Republican
Kamal Karna R Reverend Roy Republican
Keith Robert Sprankle Republican
Launeil Neil Sanders Republican
Linda Thompkins-Reagan Republican
Lowell Jackson Fellure Republican
Marc Wolin Republican
Mark Irwin Klein Republican
Marshall Samuel Sanders Republican
Michael Andrew Arterburn Republican
Michael Burzynski Republican
Michael Charles Smith Republican
Michael D. Huckabee Republican
Michael P. Shaw Republican
Mildred T. Howard Republican
Orlin Gentry Cole Republican
Philip A. Kok Republican
Rajesh Srinivasa Raghavan Republican
Raymond Ferrill Green Republican
Raymond Louis McKinney Republican
Rhett R. Smith Republican
Richard Michael Smith Republican
Rick Outzen Republican
Robert Edward Moreau Republican
Robert Leonard Forthan Republican
Robert Paul Brown Republican
Ronald Ernest Paul Republican
Sean Murphy Republican
Stephen D. Macmillan Republican
Stephen W. Marchuk Republican
Steven Edward Mirabella Republican
Susan Gail Ducey Republican
Timothy Charles Kalemkarian Republican
Vermin Love Supreme Republican
Vernon Edgar Wuensche Republican
Virgil L. R. Wiles Republican
Virginia E. Algar Republican
William Hobert Blakley Republican
William Jason Burns Republican
William Nathaniel Raven Republican
William Ronald Koenig Republican
Yaphet Kotto Republican
Yehanna Joan/Mary Malone Republican
Da Vid The Light Party
Jackson Kirk Grimes United Fascist Union
Charles Joseph Leo Symonds Unknown
Christopher Lafontaine Unknown
Eric Leland Creviston Unknown
Glenda Gail Parker Unknown
Jeanne Chebib Unknown
John Stuart Nolan Unknown
Lawrence Anthony Obern Unknown
Mark Blair Graham Unknown
Patrick Cazneau Unknown
Paul Russell Rosenberger Unknown
Robert Sherman Nix Unknown
Steven Douglas Mabey Unknown
Terry Lee Barkdull Unknown
Elizabeth Mason Frothingham Unknown
Jerry Odom Unknown
Laura Jane McCumber Unknown
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