Tonight I was walking out the door to go to the store when I saw a package on the ground. Not recognizing what it was I decided to pick it up and look it over. It was a sample from Safeway, our local grocery store.

What was it a sample of, you might ask, knowing that something normal would never get me to write about in my blog?

You’re going to love this…

It was an Always pad. With wings.

Now that, in and of itself, isn’t ridiculously funny. The kids thought it was a blast. At least that is what my wife told me. But there was something that I found to be terribly funny about it.

You see, Safeway sent it to me. That’s right. A pad. Addressed to a Mr. Robert Gonzalez.

Anyone have any ideas what I can do with one of these things?